just come out here and I will go home with you...
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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