I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have fence marks all over my body
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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