I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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