He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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