She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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