i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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