This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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