I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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