Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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