The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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