i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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