mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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