I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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