I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
