Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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