Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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