AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize