You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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