we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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