stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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