these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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