Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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