is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
