Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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