"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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