I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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