Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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