Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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