How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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