I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
