I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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