My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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