I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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