I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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