She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Hippo gnu deer
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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