Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
