Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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