Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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