bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dicks are not precious.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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