Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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