You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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