when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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