My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Randomize
