On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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