dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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