what day is it and did you see me today?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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