Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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