No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize