and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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