I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
if only i could text you this smell
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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