i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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