Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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