i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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